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As I was driving to work this morning, late as usual, I discovered that some idiot decided to turn on the ramp meter to the freeway. For those of you who have not had experienced a metered on ramp let me explain… There is a stop light that makes you stop right before getting on the freeway. I am sure it is supposed to help traffic or some other BS like that.
What it really does is force you to floor it to try to match the speed of the cars already on the freeway to be able to merge without causing a 15 car pile up behind you. This is really good for your gas mileage. Also, if the idiot in front of you never had Mr. Joseph, my drivers ed teacher, and doesn’t realize he needs to match the speed of the traffic on the freeway to get on- you run the risk of rear ending the imbecile.
My conclusion, there is a conspiracy with big oil and insurance companies. They are the ones putting up those stupid meters on the on-ramp so we burn through more gas and have more accidents!
I would tell you more but they are watching me through my computer monitor. Plus my little foil hat needs to be changed because after a few days the foil glare loses it’s protection!
